For the bilingual survivors, the ones trying their best, and the ones getting yelled at in two languages anyway.
This hoodie is for the guy who thought it was funny to say “let’s go to Ojos Locos” and then immediately regretted existing.
For the one who wiped the straw after she used it and now sleeps with one eye open.
For the brave (stupid) soul who said “I think a girl at the gym was looking at me” and then spent the next hour explaining why he didn’t even look back.
Whether you’re the:
- Gringo trying to keep up
- Latina carrying the team
- No-sabo cousin in training
- Gringa girlfriend learning one Spanglish word a week
or just someone who laughs with us and rocks with our chaos...this hoodie’s for you.
Even if you do speak Spanish, grab one, because if we’ve made you laugh - you’re part of this family already.
We RECOMMEND that you SIZE UP.
Soft, cozy, and built for emotional damage recovery and cuddles after the drama.
No Picki Pani — but big effort, big corazón.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Oak inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at
alex.oak@company.com or write to us
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
| 4XL |
33 |
32 |
| 5XL |
34 |
34 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| S |
68.6 |
50.8 |
| M |
71.1 |
55.9 |
| L |
73.7 |
61 |
| XL |
76.2 |
66 |
| 2XL |
78.7 |
71.1 |
| 3XL |
81.3 |
76.2 |
| 4XL |
83.8 |
81.3 |
| 5XL |
86.4 |
86.4 |
