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The No Picki Pani hoodie isn’t just soft — it’s a shield. Warm enough to handle the side-eye, tough enough to survive the chancla.
Perfect for everybody. Cop one for your gringo man, your Latina queen, your no sabo kid cousin, or that one tía who stays dramatic. Doesn’t matter if you’re Latino, gringo, or a gringo dating a Latina — throw this on and you’re instantly part of the family.
This is a limited drop. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. No Picki Pani <3
Details
Heavy 8 oz blend for max comfort
Soft fleece interior
Kangaroo pocket for snacks or receipts from arguments you “lost”
Double-lined hood for backup when the heat turns up
Made fresh on demand — no waste, no overproduction. You’re not just buying a hoodie, you’re buying into the joke. Welcome to the family.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
No Picki Pani! | Embroidered Black Unisex Hoodie
$49.99
Perfect for everybody. Cop one for your gringo man, your Latina queen, your no sabo kid cousin, or that one tía who stays dramatic. Doesn’t matter if you’re Latino, gringo, or a gringo dating a Latina — throw this on and you’re instantly part of the family.
This is a limited drop. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. No Picki Pani <3
Details
Heavy 8 oz blend for max comfort
Soft fleece interior
Kangaroo pocket for snacks or receipts from arguments you “lost”
Double-lined hood for backup when the heat turns up
Made fresh on demand — no waste, no overproduction. You’re not just buying a hoodie, you’re buying into the joke. Welcome to the family.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |