No Picki Pani! - T-Shirt

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No Picki Pani Tee

For the ones trying to survive love in two languages — even if you only understand one of them.

This shirt is for the person who proudly says “sí babe” before realizing they agreed to something dangerous.

For the partner who stands at family parties smiling and nodding, pretending they know what's happening while the Spanish gets faster and louder.

For the brave hearts who announce, “I’m learning Spanish,” but still panic when someone speaks it back.

It’s for the:

Gringo trying to earn bilingual respect

Latina dragging her man through culture shock

No-sabo cousin learning the language one meme at a time

Gringa entering her Spanglish era

Bilingual homies who still relate to the chaos

and anyone who laughs with us, roots for us, and loves this dual-culture madness

Even if you do speak Spanish fluently — grab one. If our jokes ever had you screaming, confused, or crying laughing, you’re part of this family.

Soft, clean, everyday fit — perfect for date nights, family parties, abuela interrogations, and getting roasted with love in two languages.

No Picki Pani. All corazón. Zero fear. (Okay… small fear.)
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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