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No Picki Pani Hoodie
This ain’t just a hoodie — it’s protection. Soft enough for cuddles, strong enough to block a flying chancla.
Put it on and you’re instantly in on the joke. Doesn’t matter if you’re the gringo boyfriend, the Latina girlfriend, the no sabo cousin, or the tía who swears she’s calm but really isn’t — this hoodie is for you.
Limited drop. When it’s gone, it’s gone. No Picki Pani ❤️
Details
Heavy 8 oz blend: built like your abuela’s silent treatment
Cozy fleece inside: warms you up after you got “ignored” for 3 hours
Kangaroo pocket: perfect for snacks… or receipts from arguments you didn’t actually win
Double-lined hood: for backup when “Latina Mode” activates
Printed fresh on demand — no waste, no extras. It’s not just merch, it’s a skit you can wear. Welcome to the family.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
No Picki Pani! (No Chancla) | Embroidered White Unisex Hoodie
$49.99
This ain’t just a hoodie — it’s protection. Soft enough for cuddles, strong enough to block a flying chancla.
Put it on and you’re instantly in on the joke. Doesn’t matter if you’re the gringo boyfriend, the Latina girlfriend, the no sabo cousin, or the tía who swears she’s calm but really isn’t — this hoodie is for you.
Limited drop. When it’s gone, it’s gone. No Picki Pani ❤️
Details
Heavy 8 oz blend: built like your abuela’s silent treatment
Cozy fleece inside: warms you up after you got “ignored” for 3 hours
Kangaroo pocket: perfect for snacks… or receipts from arguments you didn’t actually win
Double-lined hood: for backup when “Latina Mode” activates
Printed fresh on demand — no waste, no extras. It’s not just merch, it’s a skit you can wear. Welcome to the family.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |