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No Picki Pani!

No Peaky Pani™ Two Peaks Unisex heavyweight t-shirt

No Peaky Pani™ Two Peaks Unisex heavyweight t-shirt

Regular price $24.99 USD
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NO PEAKY PANI™

If you're dating a Latina, married to a Latina, grew up in a Latino household, or you're the family's official no sabo kid, you already know exactly what this means.

Everything is fine...Until the Spanish starts.

Suddenly everyone's talking faster, louder, and with way more hand movements than necessary.

You have no idea what's happening.

No Peaky Pani.

What started as an inside joke became a phrase recognized by thousands of gringo boyfriends, husbands, no sabo kids, and bilingual families who have all survived the exact same moment.

Wear it as a warning.
Wear it as a survival tactic.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
  WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
S 46.4 67.6 41.3
M 51.4 71.1 45
L 55.9 74.6 48.3
XL 61 78.1 52
2XL 66 80.3 55.3
3XL 70.5 82.6 59
4XL 75.6 85 62.6
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