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No Picki Pani!

No Picki Pani! - Foam trucker hat

No Picki Pani! - Foam trucker hat

Regular price $28.00 USD
Regular price $38.00 USD Sale price $28.00 USD
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Color: Black
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This hat is for the one who stands at family gatherings smiling through confusion.
For the partner learning Spanish one meme at a time.
For the gringo dating a Latina, the Latina teaching patience, the no-sabo cousin “basically fluent,” and everyone who rides with our chaos.

It’s bold. It’s playful. It’s a warning label and a love letter.

Just vibes, effort, and questionable pronunciation.

Throw it on for date night, carne asadas, gym runs, errands, airport fits — anywhere you might get roasted in two languages.

Support the movement.
Wear the joke.
Join the family.

Details:

Foam trucker fit — lightweight & breathable
Mesh back for all-day comfort
Perfect for hiding bad hair and worse Spanish

One hat, universal struggle.
If you know, you know.


• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China or Myanmar

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
One size 24 - 26 6 3 8 ⅝
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